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Perks Of Being in the Sr. Association…
Kidnappers are not very interested in you. In a a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first. No one expects you to run-anywhere. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. Things you buy now won't wear out. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. Your eyes won't get much worse. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
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